{"product_id":"demonus-west-coast-ipa-there-does-not-exist-4pk","title":"Demonus West Coast IPA, There Does Not Exist (4pk)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"336\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThere Does Not Exist presents Demonous—a vile and unapologetically intense West Coast IPA. Brewed on a light base of pilsner malt and aggressively hopped with Amarillo, Simcoe, and Riwaka, this beer pushes boundaries at every turn. Post-fermentation, it was hit with a ruinous dose of additional Simcoe and Amarillo, along with Citra and Mosaic. The result is a malevolent fusion of pithy tropical fruit, dank undertones, and a firm, satisfying bitterness. Simply put: an evil beer, by design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"338\" data-end=\"784\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the Brewery\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"623\"\u003eNestled in the heart of San Luis Obispo, \u003cstrong data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"366\"\u003eThere Does Not Exist\u003c\/strong\u003e is a brewery that wears its paradox proudly. Co-founded by Max Montgomery, formerly of Firestone Walker’s Barrelworks, this cerebral brewery takes its name from a Zen kōan—and that spirit of curiosity, duality, and contradiction infuses everything they do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"1168\"\u003eFrom the outside, it might seem like another art-forward taproom tucked into an industrial district. But step inside and it’s clear: this is a space for both thinkers and drinkers. Their beers straddle the line between West Coast crispness and Belgian funk, between modern haze and traditional technique. You might find a perfectly attenuated German-style pilsner next to a cloudy IPA bursting with expressive, yeast-driven esters. Their saisons and foeder-aged ales nod toward old-world farmhouse brewing, but always with a fresh perspective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1170\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eTDNE isn’t just about what’s in the glass—it’s about inviting you to consider what \u003cem data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003ecould\u003c\/em\u003e be in the glass. The visuals are minimal and modern, but always with a wink. The beer names, the label art, the very idea of the brand—it’s all playfully cryptic. But the quality is no mystery: precise fermentation, thoughtful ingredients, and a refusal to settle for ordinary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1540\" data-end=\"1688\"\u003eFor us, There Does Not Exist is a reminder that craft beer can still be surprising. Still mysterious. Still a little weird—in the best possible way.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"There Does Not Exist","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51492404854840,"sku":null,"price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0630\/8711\/6344\/files\/TDNE_Demonus_4pk.jpg?v=1752787680","url":"https:\/\/doctorbirdmarket.com\/products\/demonus-west-coast-ipa-there-does-not-exist-4pk","provider":"Doctorbird Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}