MetaHuman WC Pilsner, There Does Not Exist (4pk)

WEST COAST PILSNER • 5.5%

Metahuman is a New Zealand Pilsner that’s everything us cyborgs want in the style. Its light and zippy with just a touch bready malt sweetness, and has those DANK/DIESEL-Y flavors & aromatics provided by Southern Hemisphere hops. Hopped hot side with Hallertau Mandarina and Nelson, we laid the base for a moderate sized dry hop of Nelson, Nelson Cryo & Riwaka. The resultant beer is nuanced & delicate on the palette but, at the same time, big and bold. Our panel of Cyborgs get notes of Sauvignon Blanc, Lemon/Lime soda, Jasmine flower, and a beautiful touch of that green handled gas pump we all know and love.

About the Brewery

Nestled in the heart of San Luis Obispo, There Does Not Exist is a brewery that wears its paradox proudly. Co-founded by Max Montgomery, formerly of Firestone Walker’s Barrelworks, this cerebral brewery takes its name from a Zen kōan—and that spirit of curiosity, duality, and contradiction infuses everything they do.

From the outside, it might seem like another art-forward taproom tucked into an industrial district. But step inside and it’s clear: this is a space for both thinkers and drinkers. Their beers straddle the line between West Coast crispness and Belgian funk, between modern haze and traditional technique. You might find a perfectly attenuated German-style pilsner next to a cloudy IPA bursting with expressive, yeast-driven esters. Their saisons and foeder-aged ales nod toward old-world farmhouse brewing, but always with a fresh perspective.

TDNE isn’t just about what’s in the glass—it’s about inviting you to consider what could be in the glass. The visuals are minimal and modern, but always with a wink. The beer names, the label art, the very idea of the brand—it’s all playfully cryptic. But the quality is no mystery: precise fermentation, thoughtful ingredients, and a refusal to settle for ordinary.

For us, There Does Not Exist is a reminder that craft beer can still be surprising. Still mysterious. Still a little weird—in the best possible way.